The ingenious Doggies Ball is designed to make a noise whenever it’s moved, engaging all your natural instincts without human intervention. It features six indented holes, which make it easy for you to pick up and launch around the garden, and is durable so should withstand a well-earned chew.
That should help keep you happy and healthy Hemmingway, and it doesn’t even need batteries. You’d better tell Norman – squeaky balls are so last-week.